when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately

normal people playing a video game: ...
me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES

I hate that two-faced shit.

lalalalalacaitlinmay:

Don’t pretend to be all nice to me, and pretend to be my friend. Seriously, be real. If you’re going to talk shit about me to everyone else, don’t act chill with me. I hate how everyone thinks you’re so nice. 

Just don’t trust that girl.

sammchristinee:

Something about her, it just irks me every time.

Even seeing her pisses me off already.

wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

kokoronodamu:

okay, but first let me enter your room (屮ﾟДﾟ)屮

tokkiangi:

Art by : click

me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: BUT OMFG I LOVE YOUR TUMBLR ITS LIKE EVERYTHING I LIKE AND WE HAVE SO MANY THING IN COMMON WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS IT WOULD BE GREAT AND IM NOT CRAZY
me: so message me maybe